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One Way Call
$20.00
On the evening of February 8th (going into the 9th) 2025 I will be going down the list, calling people in the late night hours and delivering a frenzied 12-15 minute monologue. This is a one night only event and space is limited, pre-order your One Way Call today and commune with the desperate burning candle that flickers wildly before it's unceremoniously extinguished. Staring at the wall is all good fun but when winter comes and you notice the textures begin to puff and protrude, you may have crossed the last rational threshold into weightlessness and fog!
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P.S. Don't forget to include the phone number you'd like dialed
